Oh, my pants are wet. Damn it! I already don’t want to be here. Now this happens. God, why did that lady have to be sick? And why did I have to be dumb enough to help her. No good deed, right? Now I’ve got water, pieces of wet napkin, and the scent of unfiltered […]

Splat. One word. One syllable. Five letters. And they change everything. It means so many things. It’s what you hear when pasta hits the wall. Or when a raw slice of potato falls to the floor. It’s the word that shows on-screen in cartoons, like when Road Runner has bested Wiley for the umpteenth time […]

“What if there is no heaven?” Micah said. I looked up at him from my Life magazine and bowl of cereal to stare at him. I told Mom that boy needed treatment. Hell, for $50, I coulda solved all his problems. “I mean, did you ever think about that, Mary” he asked. I knew where […]

Ooh, yeah, that’s gonna be a source of irritation for Jaime. Ruby and Sarah looked at the bloodstain on Jaime’s brand new cream carpet. He had made it very clear that the last time they did this was gonna be the last time or he was throwing them both to the wolves. The only reason […]

Yeah, I know this is being typed on a Wednesday. However, I did write this short on Monday…miles and miles from my computer. Prompt: It just adds a little sparkle “It’s not gonna make the whole thing go up in flames. It just adds a little sparkle.” He’s insane, Mikki thought. He knew he shouldn’t […]

“You want me to try to remember what I said to you two days ago? I don’t remember what I said to half the people I’ve talked today and it’s not even lunch yet? Harry was getting that red all over his face that was a tell that he was lying. Frederick was getting that […]

Do I have a reason for not posting anything? Um…I would love to say yes. But in truth i may have been just acting out my duties as head of the procrastinators club. I did have a pause when I moved. But that was at least three months ago. So now I present to you […]